I was at a party last Saturday night and with in minutes of arriving a girl wiped her saliva down my face and said welcome to the party.(I instantly thought-If it's gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna to stick my dick in the mash potatoes.) Subconsciously, I knew I was going to get asked to leave at some point.I then listened to someone tell me how much they were in love. I gave some advice and then went up stairs to find someone was doing live commentary on his balls (literally) they were out. I smoked all the weed I could, did lots of captain shots.
Was so paranoid I was convinced a person at the party was trying to give me mushroom tea. Cops already had visited and said to quiet down, but I was already locked into party mode and black out was starting to kick in. I was told to be quiet when I told a comedian I wanted to open for them.
I then was on the patio organizing a wrestling match between me and a pretty big guy when I was actually asked to leave.
Was so paranoid I was convinced a person at the party was trying to give me mushroom tea. Cops already had visited and said to quiet down, but I was already locked into party mode and black out was starting to kick in. I was told to be quiet when I told a comedian I wanted to open for them.
I then was on the patio organizing a wrestling match between me and a pretty big guy when I was actually asked to leave.
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